Name: Detective # 1 and # 2 Occupation: Police Officers Nicknames (from Fletch): Shamu(to black officer) Advice from Fletch: "Why dont you guys go down to the Gym and Pump eachother." Quotes: Detective 1: "What have we hea'?" Fletch: "That's my dick." Detective 1: "Oh Funny Boy." (Download) Detective #2 ("Shamu"): "Looks like heroin, Gene."