PageSounds and Quotes
There are too many great quotes in Fletch to list them all,
there will be many more added!
**Note: You will find a number of sounds in Character Profiles and you can also hear all of Fletch's alias introductions in Fletch's Aliases**
"That's allright they'll be back, he went out for his urinalysis."(wav)
"C'mon Frank say yes, I'll buy you some new deodorant." (wav)
"...Somebody's buckin for a promotion..probably that pedorast Hanerhan." (wav)
"..and a damn fine answer if I do say so my damn self, thank you." (wav)
"You decorate this place yourself or did the Mrs. Chief of Police help out?"(wav)
Stanwyk: You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?
Fletch: I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy. (wav)
"If you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards." (wav)
Stanwyk: The Staff usually forgets.
Fletch: yeah, I have the same trouble with my help. (wav)
Dr. Holmes: Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
Fletch: Nooo, not-not since breakfast. (wav)
"Ou!--ahh you using the whole fist, doc?" (wav)
"Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?" (wav)
"..I'm in bridgework...these foldouts take a tremendous amount of space up
...for God dog dog! Who is it Mr. Singlelin?" (wav)
"C'mon guys, its so simple maybe you need a refresher course! Its all ball barings nowadays!"
(** A "must download!") (wav)
"I'm sure its not for a lack of looking." (wav)
"I like men, I like to be manhandled...I like you.." (wav)
Officer: What have we here?
Fletch: That's my dick. (wav)
"I'll waive my rights." (wav)
"I dont shower much." (wav)
"Traffic was murder, you know one of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Anna...God awful mess." (wav)
Fletch: "...Put it on underhill"
Waiters: "ahh Muchas Gracias!"
Fletch: "Tierra Del Fuego."
(wav)
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