Name: Chief Jerry Karlin Occupation: Chief of Police , Drug Dealer (gets his drugs from South America) Real name: Joe Don Baker Other Roles: James Bond's CIA buddy 'Jack Wade' in Goldeneye & Tomorrow Never Dies *Also plays bad guy in 007 flick Living Daylights, The Quote: "Maybe there's some things happening here that I should become aware of." (hilarious) (Download) Chief Karlin: "Maybe I'm not gonna keep you here. Maybe I'm just gonna blow your brains out." Fletch: "Now I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights."