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Arnold T. Pants, Esq.


  • Name: Gillet


  • Nickname (from Fletch): Arnold T. Pants, Esq.

  • Car: Red 'Oldsmobuick'

  • Occupation: Attorney for the former Mrs. Irwin Fletcher


  • Real name: George Wyner


  • Advice received from Fletch: "C'mon open your rain coat." , "Keep $10 for yourself. Go out and get yourself a nice piece of ass." & "If you're wearing rubbers leave them outside."


  • Quote:
    "Failure to pay alimoney is a jailable offense, Fletch."



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